narcoleptic blink

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.

-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!

by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010

narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Narcoleptatastic

Used to describe the experience of spontaneously falling asleep, usually in a potentially sexual situation with an ex-boyfriend. Narcoleptatastic can also be used as a way to describe sleep faked in order to avoid the same type of situation. It is also used to describe having fallen asleep without realising, though to a much lesser extent.

"That night with *ex-boyfriend's name* was narcoleptatastic!"

"One minute we were talking about shrimp, and the next I was waking up. It was narcoleptatastic."

by Kay O January 6, 2009

Narcolepic

When someone falls asleep in an extreme and entertaining situation.

Cindy was so sloshed after dinner that she b ecame narcolepic in the crowded restaurant.

by mrdax July 11, 2010

Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007