architect

ark - i - tekt
verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."

by knowlton student March 29, 2011

Architect

He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.

The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.

by ncknm February 23, 2013

The Architect

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.

The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Architect’s Guilt

Very similar to Catholic Guilt in principle; but applied to emotionally driven architects who always feel the need to solve every problem, fall on every sword the project encounters, stay late at work and defer life and family events, and put work and worry first. The feeling of never working hard and king enough.

Honey, I have to stay late and work this weekend because I’m not sure the team is ready to release drawings for this project. You take the family on vacation to paradise and I’ll try and call you when I can. My architect’s guilt always ruins our family plans...

by Rallyman-Nat August 6, 2019

Masters of Architecture

Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.

"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"

"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"

or

"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"

by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009

architect

a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.

Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.

by Born-To-Loose July 6, 2008

High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture

A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.

Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?

by The real E over IR April 5, 2009