pants napkin 

To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.

"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."

pants napkin by hyperswivel January 2, 2009

ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

ass napkin by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007

Amund-napping 

When an Amund is kidnapped by his/hers/their friends

La oss gå på Amund-napping

Let’s go Amund-napping

Amund-napping by Akselurien September 10, 2021

Douche-napping 

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary

a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!

Douche-napping by w3birdman March 16, 2011

Gimmie dat napkin 

A unique way of asking for sex. Napkin being another name for lady parts.

Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."

Gimmie dat napkin by aly79 June 23, 2008

nippin

When a girl is horny, or cold, her nipples will get hard. When you can see hard nipples under a shirt, this is called nippin.

"Dayum! That foin bitch fuckin nippin dawg!"

nippin by djBOGUE May 7, 2003

cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

cock napkin by Pascali June 13, 2005