1 definition by Brutus Roengardener
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
by Brutus Roengardener November 3, 2007