2 definition by hyperswivel

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To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.
"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."
by hyperswivel August 30, 2007

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To use your natural surrounds as a large and public trash can.
Littering.
"Dude, you just threw your trash out the window!"
"No, I put it in the nature bin"
by hyperswivel August 30, 2007

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