bubble nuts

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes

Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!

by ronlogic March 31, 2015

Nigga Nuts

its when

nigga nuts ice cream cone

by PBUTPOO May 21, 2020

big nuts

big balls

He's got big nuts.

by P'tainz April 17, 2013

nutsmeg

man made genital spice.

sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.

by will6691 November 15, 2012

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.

You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

unload your nuts

Using stored up but unused talents and abilities to the maximum in one epic action.

Kevin had been waiting for three quarters for his dumb basketball coach to finally put him in the game so he could show what he could do. When the starting point guard got injured, the coach put Kevin in the game, where he proceeded to "unload your nuts" all over the other team by scoring 75 points in one quarter.

by HappyDungston December 25, 2011