by ke.007 June 2, 2009
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A city in NSW, Australia, north of Sydney that has a long standing rivalry with Wollongong. The steelworks there used to be the backbone of its industry.
Not much to see there now.
A city in NSW, Australia, north of Sydney that has a long standing rivalry with Wollongong. The steelworks there used to be the backbone of its industry.
Not much to see there now.
by CP84 December 28, 2005
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A city that has wrongly been labled as a city of art and culture.
Unless you define art and culture as being overweight, drinking too much and smashing up phone boxes in the bigg market that is..
BTW, I'm from the north east, it's like that all over. I havn't really got 'out against geordies, but they are arrogant"
Unless you define art and culture as being overweight, drinking too much and smashing up phone boxes in the bigg market that is..
BTW, I'm from the north east, it's like that all over. I havn't really got 'out against geordies, but they are arrogant"
"What's all this crap about newcastle being cultured??"
"Oh, i know, it's because the media has to be politically correct and pretend the north east isn't shite!!"
"Oh, i know, it's because the media has to be politically correct and pretend the north east isn't shite!!"
by The mackem July 11, 2004
Get the newcastle mug.Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
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"I was in Newcastle, and-"
"Say no more, we have dispatched an ambulance."
"I was in Newcastle, and-"
"Say no more, we have dispatched an ambulance."
by JayNoLastNameGiven June 17, 2019
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A city in north east England that, no matter how hard they try to deny it, are exactly the same as Sunderland.
The geordies call Sunderland 'scum' but to be fair they arn't any better. Sunderland having a not unclean, but not clean either city center but the suberbs are much better.
Where as newcastle have a not unclean but not clean city center and the futher away you travel, the more of a shit hole it is.
Newcastle; famous for a cocky as fuck football team nobody outside of Newcastle can stand, Good shops, The great north run and a multi million pound bridge thats supposed to look like an eye.
Sunderland; famous for a somewhat shitty, yet improving, football team, beautiful beaches, fantastic annual airshow attended by 1.2 million and the biggest empire Theatre between leeds and Glasgow.
Night life is equal for both cities, Sunderland having The Point, Newcastle having The Gate; equally as immence.
Universities, both good unless you what a job in medicine; then sunderland.
The only thing that puts Newcastle on the map is The Newcastle international Airport, otherwise they are both equaly fantastic cities and Sunderland dosn't get nearly enough credit that it deserves.
A city in north east England that, no matter how hard they try to deny it, are exactly the same as Sunderland.
The geordies call Sunderland 'scum' but to be fair they arn't any better. Sunderland having a not unclean, but not clean either city center but the suberbs are much better.
Where as newcastle have a not unclean but not clean city center and the futher away you travel, the more of a shit hole it is.
Newcastle; famous for a cocky as fuck football team nobody outside of Newcastle can stand, Good shops, The great north run and a multi million pound bridge thats supposed to look like an eye.
Sunderland; famous for a somewhat shitty, yet improving, football team, beautiful beaches, fantastic annual airshow attended by 1.2 million and the biggest empire Theatre between leeds and Glasgow.
Night life is equal for both cities, Sunderland having The Point, Newcastle having The Gate; equally as immence.
Universities, both good unless you what a job in medicine; then sunderland.
The only thing that puts Newcastle on the map is The Newcastle international Airport, otherwise they are both equaly fantastic cities and Sunderland dosn't get nearly enough credit that it deserves.
Person A; Where shall we go at the weekend, Sunderland or Newcastle.
Person B; Either, as long as its not down south. Posh twats.
Person B; Either, as long as its not down south. Posh twats.
by Greenwool18 July 15, 2010
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by Mohammered October 28, 2007
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