Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Nostradumpus

When you can tell that someone has to use the bathroom and call them out on it.

Frank: Greg told me to quick wiggling and go poop in front of everyone... Thanks Nostradumpus
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by kickanus September 16, 2016

Nostragasmus

The act of foreseeing oneself making a woman orgasm using only the tip of one's nose, and then making it happen in reality, much like the predictions of a prophet.

Dude 1: How did your date with Sally go?
Dude 2: That was a total Nostragasmus night! I totally got her off with only my nose. Just like I said would happen.
Dude 1: That's some prophetic, biblical shit.
Dude 2: And then my staff parted her seas.

by Obi-wan January 11, 2013

nostrildamus

a coke head that can see into the future... and guess what he sees?

nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of coke.

by the half gram rapper March 28, 2011

nostrildamus

A girl or guy with an extremely large nose.

She has a hot ass, but is a definate "Nostrildamus!"

by Shawn Lyman January 20, 2005

NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen

I nostradamused the score of the football game.

by blueboy69 February 25, 2009

Nosetradamus

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.

John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!

by PilotPluto November 22, 2011