nosestache

A lone hair that protrudes from one of your nostrils.

Occurs on men who don't keep their nose hairs trimmed. May be more evident right after said man blows his nose.

"I blew my nose this morning and, apparently, I've been walking around all day with a long nosestache"

by Prof XXX January 1, 2004

lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.

Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Comrad1214 May 8, 2017

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.

Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 7, 2021

monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

Gorilla Noises

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*gorilla noises*

by gorilalism July 10, 2022

Leicifer noises

A Leicifer noise is any noise created, associatied with, or commonly used by a Leicifer.

"Mmm"
"She's making Leicifer noises, again."

by Fukeller69 November 27, 2022