Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

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nig nogger

A dark skin ass Nigga that's on some fuckery

That Nigga a nig nogger

by whitechoclate69 January 24, 2014

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Nooger • noogert • Noogerwickia • chicken nooger • Fart Nooger • culumbia noogermuffin • nogger • nooner • noober • nooker

Egg nogger

An Egg nogger is a white person who acts black and thinks they are black.
Eggs are white and nogger is a derivitive of nigger

Yo Jimmy D is such an egg nogger with his pants down low and his gold chaind daawg!

by Joe Deboer December 4, 2013

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nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009

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noosery

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

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Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

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After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

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