Noble

A name for someone that is tall and loses to benny in arm wrestle every time
and has the worst argument skills

Alia: Hey Noble s so fine
Benny:Ew not that noble

by NobleHater March 31, 2023

Noble idiot

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014

Noble Swedish

When a gentleman and partner consensually engage in this worldly act begining with anal sex until ejaculation. Then upon completion the cock is pulled out and the balls and scrotum are inserted into the freshly jizzed in ass. Next, the hot freshly shit-cum glazed sack is removed from the ass and the gravy coated or 'Swedish' meatballs are presented for the partner to feast upon.

Dude, I can’t believe you gave your girl a Noble Swedish on the Matterhorn-It IS the happiest place on Earth!

by Probert October 1, 2007

Noble Team

A elite team of 5 Spartan III’s and 1 Spartan II. The story follows Carter, Kat, Emilie, Jun, Jorge, and the player himself, known as Noble 6. Noble team is featured in Halo: Reach, arguably the 2nd best story of all the Halo games. Noble team is set on Planet reach to defend against a winter contingency. All but one Spartan survives the fall of reach.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the best team in any video game ever?

Person 2: Fireteam O’sirius?

Person 1: NO YOU IDIOT. Noble team.

by TankBeatsEverything September 15, 2018

noble academy

A high school in Chicago that belongs to the noble network of charter schools. This school like the other schools in the network are supposed to be college prep schools but instead focus more on discipline by having harsh and petty rules. If these rules are broken it will earn you a three hour detention after school on Friday. Every friday is supposed to be a half day but if you get a detention they waste 3 hours of your life by making you sit in a chair and copy shit down from a packet using only your lap. There is also LaSalle which is what you get if you don't do/finish your homework. You have to stay an hour and a half after school if you get one. You can also get one for leaving homework in your small ass locker or also for whatever the fuck the teacher feels like giving it to you for. Don't come to the noble academy or any other noble schools. If you think you can handle the rules, you can't. This school will ruin your life.

Fuck noble
I hate noble
Noble academy- A shitty school that is made to feel like prison

by Armor Sucks March 8, 2017

noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.

Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.

by Dasten June 2, 2014

Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?

“you go to noble street? must suck.”

by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019