no u

The absolute BEST fucking comeback to the any insult in the world, including "ur mom gay". The possible end to ANY conversation in the world, even if it's NOT something you can say it to. Currently, the only possible way to defeat "no u" is YFM's "UNO Reverse" song, which doesn't work if the opponent doesn't know the song; so don't take it as a complete win. Here are some possible examples:

Example 1

Bob: Hey wanna watch gay porn?
John: Bruh what? I'm not gay!
Bob: Oh sorry, forgot that ur mom's the gay one.
John: What's that even mean?
Bob: So ur mom gay.
John: no u
Bob: *fucking dies*

Example 2

Phred: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yes?
Phred: ur mom gay
Phil: no u
Phred: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
Phil: Dude, I already said "no u"
Phred: Wait, you don't know the "UNO Reverse" song?
Phil: Uhh... No?
Phred: Fuck. *dies*
Phil: wtf just hap-

Example 3

Bill: Hey pal what's u-
name: lets just get it over with
Bill: Wha-
name: ur mom gay
Bill: Dude... What are you talking ab-
name: JUST SAY "NO U" YOU IDIOT
Bill: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BRO?
Jack: Hey guys, ur mom gay!
name: oh i think i read the script wrong
Bill: What?
name: no u
Jack: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
name: FINALLY *fucking dies*
*silence*
Bill: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAP-

by Alloy Dreemurr November 02, 2022

no u

biggest argument of all time

Me : ur mom gay
Bolbi B Johnson : no u
Me: me yes ?
Bolbi B Johnson : yes u
Me: no u first.

by Xiceska March 02, 2018

u

The twenty-first letter of the english alphabet.
If you didn't know that already, there must be something horribly wrong with you.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U (see that? that's a U) V W X Y Z.

by LykOMGurUGLY June 24, 2004

No u

No u is Well uhhh idek

Bob: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u

Bob is now gay

by DioBrandoIsHawt April 20, 2019

U#

Unidentify or unavailable number

"Did u call me with a U#"
"nope"

by Tentin June 08, 2009

u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

by combat_rock November 08, 2003

no u

The one and only continuous never ending debate with a single argument, being the counter argument itself. Several persons may join the debate at any time, not causing any interruption or disruption.

(... Hours later)

-no u
-No you.
-No u.
-Hi there...
-no you.
-NO YOU
-no u
-NO U
-Later..
-No you
-no uu
-NO you
-NOu YoU
-no uou
-no you
-no u

(...)

by #Hole January 17, 2010