n00d

Unlike the asshatish common perception, n00d has nothing to do with n00b!

Stupid CS Kiddie: I hate girls especially when they're n00d!

by _insertnamehere_ April 4, 2005

pwn n00bs

A word used by uber nerds who play online games, used to indicate their domination over those new to the game or those with less skill.

Moron:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs today"
Idiot:"The last time u said that u were the one getting pwned!"
Moron: "Shut up idiot! Are u going to help me pwn some n00bs or not?"

by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004

n00dz

Generally, a single or set of pictures containing an ass, tit, or vadge shot of a female. The lesser known "male n00dz" are less sought after, and hold less value when willing to trade.

"I can't believe you don't want sickm8's n00dz! What are you? Gay?!" or "Haha, you're such an Albanian franc, show us some of sickm8's n00dz!"

by soul seek September 4, 2007

n00bsled

A mighty sled comprised of the top-half of a chair, the holy grail of downhill transportation, it will pwn any n00bz in its way. It is forbidden for any pudgeworth to ride this vehicle.

0mFgztz!!11 I will pwn 73h fux0r who stole my n00bsled

by 73h 1337 h4x0r February 6, 2005

n00bshock

When n00bs are offended by older versions of games they have only played the newer versions of.

Larry's hatred of Link to the Past comes from n00bshock. He's only ever played Wind Waker.

by Philip Impwanga January 27, 2008

n00bspeek

Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.

N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!

by Drewbud315 September 3, 2007

n00bsauce

a sauce in which n00b is purayed. if someone is being a n00b and pulls something worthy of a n00b, it was a move of n00bsauce.

guy 1- what did you have for breakfast?
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....

by skierguy1111 January 30, 2008