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mystery disk

an unlabled bootleg DVD. usually colored porcelain white with a blue underside.
1: hey man, i got that new movie! i'm surprised a mystery disk could have such good quality!

2: ooh! a mystery disk! let's pop it in and hope it's not guy-on-guy porn.
by Sgt. Token March 31, 2008
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messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.
“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days
by not.adelia August 7, 2018
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Mysterious Figure

One of two secret bosses from the PSP game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

The Mysterious Figure fights with two glowing blades, similar in design and function to those of Xemnas. Alongside his regular attacks, the Mysterious Figure can also freeze and rewind time, make clones of himself, and cast several high level spells, such as Mega Flare and Meteor. The boss's most lethal attack is a jumping "lasso" move, which not only does significant damage, but almost always leaves the player open to a second, fatal hit immediately afterward. These attacks, combined with the Mysterious Figure's high speed and resilience, allow him to officially outclass Sephiroth as the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series, and possibly the hardest in all of gaming history.

Those who can defeat the Mysterious Figure on the highest difficulty with all players will earn the right to call themselves a hardcore gamer.
Johnathan: Come on, come on, only 1 health bar left! I've got you now, you bastard, I've got you-

Mysterious Figure: (destroys player with Mega Flare)

Johnathan: That's...not...fair. WHY IS THIS BOSS SO F#@%ING CHEAP!!!
by tikiterror November 29, 2011
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Mysterious AFK

A prolonged and unexplained silence in a coversation, esp via instant messaging, following a question in which the user wants to DODGE.
James: Hey do you want to volunteer with us? You have to start at 8am.
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer
by Very Angry Person May 26, 2010
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Magical Mystery Tour

The Magical Mystery Tour(MMT) is a movie, albumn, and a actual tour. All from the Beatles. the albumn has classic songs like 'Hello Goodbye', 'Strawberry Fields Forever', 'I Am The Walrus', and 'All You Need Is Love'.
by -Sam- April 6, 2008
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mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.
by Doug Narby March 2, 2007
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Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.
by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010
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