mr. mutter

honestly scares people quite a lot. very weird, wacky xd type of earth science teacher. loves star wars more than his job and yells a lot for no apparent reason. some students think he's depressed due to his constant rambling about death and injury. says modern slang too often and thinks he created the dab.

MR. MUTTER : star wars aaaaaaaah xd
STUDENT: call the cops

by salmontoess June 2, 2018

Musted Molly

When someone covers their nipple in mustard and gently massages it in another's ear.

Where's the dijon?! Oh that's right, Lizzy used it for a Musted Molly last night.

by Bladed June 1, 2010

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

Munted

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.
"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

by Tara Eve October 12, 2004

munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006

mutated horse

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005