Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

mustafe

Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .

Omg look at Mustafe he is smiling let's go ask him pit

by Lol2569 July 25, 2017

Mustang Cobra

The best all around performing mustang built by Fords SVT department. It was produced in limited numbers depending on the year. The most popular and sought after are the '93, '93 cobra R, 2000 Cobra R, 2003/2004 Cobra's aka terminator. There is also the GT500's but in my opinion they fall into another category.

That mustang cobra is bad ass. It just smoked that piece of shit honda.

by Svt Junkie March 10, 2009

muskan

to be unique, and one of a kind. to be truely beautiful inside and out. her eyes draw you in like magnets. she's an amazing kisser and gives the warmest hugs. her soul is soft and naive, but covered with a blanket giving the wrong message at times. definately someone to befriend and love. her love is the biggest of them all, your lucky to have it.

that girl right there, is very muskan.

by hindulover76 December 28, 2009

muskanity

The one true religion, Muskanity is a religion of love, forgiveness, and science.

Its countless believers are members of the Holy Galactic Church. They praise the Lord Elon Musk daily and the Holy Simulator.

To them, everything Elon does is a blessing to mankind: his quest of making Mars and Earth better places inspire them.

Short sellers: "How are we going to vanquish Elon, when he has the Church of Muskanity backing him with memes and supporting him in every way? Arrrrrrgggggghhhh fuccck"

by #Not_a_Pope March 29, 2019

Mustache Theory

The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.

Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache

Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"

Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"

Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"

by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011