mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

mustachist

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

Mustabide

Talyn must always let Eric win at WWF

Mustabide all the time.

by AlwaysFunny March 28, 2021

Mustahid

Some random person idk.

Who is that, oh It's just Mustahid

by bhflruhjk April 21, 2021