Masketeer

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.

"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"

by They Knew April 28, 2020

Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

muskateers

The greatest group of people you will ever meet. Usually consists of people named Brittany, Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke and Angie. They all have full understandings of the concepts of groove shark and know how to have a good time, in any place, anywhere. Treats and drinks are also key, but not essential in their every day life. Sharks in the water, and flying air planes - may happen. Once a muskateer, a muskateer for life ..period.

Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke, Britt and Angie - You are muskateers.

by slowrunn October 29, 2010