24th of january, the day of bullying fnf musicians for making ass music and sidechaining in the worst possible way ever
by w6rsaw January 24, 2022
Get the bully a fnf musician day mug.An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
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A person who's main interest is in music, although they have no true taste in music.
Usually in a very-bad and unknown band, the deaf-musician loves horrible music, but will out-right critisize everything under the sun halfway decent.
Many people believe the deaf musician knows everything about music because the deaf musician is in a band, as the deaf musician recomends bad music, no one will say anything because they believe he is meant to know all.
Usually in a very-bad and unknown band, the deaf-musician loves horrible music, but will out-right critisize everything under the sun halfway decent.
Many people believe the deaf musician knows everything about music because the deaf musician is in a band, as the deaf musician recomends bad music, no one will say anything because they believe he is meant to know all.
by Donky January 22, 2005
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Get the Hard musician mug.A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).
I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.
HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
Get the proffesional musician mug.Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.
Example1:
Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"
Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"
Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"
Example2:
Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."
Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"
Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"
Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"
Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"
Example2:
Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."
Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"
Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."
by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010
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Jazz musicians are poor
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 27, 2021
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