One who attempts to cover-up his hunger for the cock by being sketchy and groping as many drunk girls as possible.
by Cockoholic February 9, 2003
Get the Morger Boy mug.When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!
Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
by golite January 16, 2009
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This beauty, originated from Africa, continously thrives in achieveing beauty from all areas of life. Once sniffed, the individual can go in to a euphoric state which results in feeling elated.
They can be addictive, but truly worth it.
This beauty, originated from Africa, continously thrives in achieveing beauty from all areas of life. Once sniffed, the individual can go in to a euphoric state which results in feeling elated.
They can be addictive, but truly worth it.
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by Carrot7 April 3, 2008
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Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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by The Real Jazz October 14, 2011
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