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Chillax murderer

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.
I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.
by Chopswood November 23, 2010
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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.
Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.
by rrza May 30, 2013
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murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013
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Murderler

Cross between and murderer and a burglar.
"Did you hear about how Cindy got shot and robbed?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total murderler"

*Cindy survived*
by ocbr December 31, 2013
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Murdered By Words

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them
Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me
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Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011
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