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munt

The male version of "cunt". This term is to be used when calling a man a "dick" or "asshole" doesn't suffice.
"Wow, Ben was being a real munt today"
by Lizard215 November 24, 2013
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munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004
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Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning
We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.
by salads June 18, 2009
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munted

something that is not right; demented, retarded
someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED
by Evie G June 8, 2003
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munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....
It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.
by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004
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Munt as

Replaces the word mint. Used to describe something enjoyable.
Grant: How was your night bro?
Sam: It was munt as
by Jackmore October 6, 2008
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munt

anyone with the john gotti blow out hair do, spray tans, ed hardy clothing and is an all around douchebag is a munt
by thebmonkey December 9, 2009
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