MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

by Ælystea December 19, 2006

Manstruate

This happens when a guy complains like a woman when she's having her period.

Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.

by Riemer August 4, 2006

manstruating

manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.

Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.

by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005

munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Manstravaganza

A sleepover involving only 30 year old and up men, and maybe a wife or two to supervise.

John left his wife and needed a place to crash tonight so we are having a "manstravaganza" at my apartment. BYOB!!!!! Can also take the form of a camp-out so its not as obvious.

by JBMoney5302 December 19, 2010