Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010

Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.

“Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019

Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.

"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"

by MarioManz June 1, 2019

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

Munkey Licked

To be licked, against your will, by another.

Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.

He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!

by JLomenz January 17, 2011

murketing

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

by Christof3 October 1, 2008