Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

Muddy Cup

Styrofoam cup filled with purple drank.

Keep that crys, pass me a muddy cup!

by Bryan Donton July 16, 2009

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Mumday

The first day of the week comes with pangs of guilt at not responding to your mother's incessant nagging phone calls over the weekend. You usually get back to her on Monday and say you're busy at work and can't really talk. It's Mumday.

My mom rang me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday to see what I was up to over the weekend and invite me over for dinner and I screened her calls. Now it's Mumday, I better get back to her, I guess I can do a home-cooked meal and small-talk now I'm not hungover.

by princessetamtam March 9, 2009

muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009

muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.

Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003