1. Verb. To make things unfair. To make someones life hell.
2. Noun. An alcoholic.
3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.
2. Noun. An alcoholic.
3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.
1. Ever since I moved in with Charlie, he's been mullening me. I wonder what I did?
2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.
3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.
2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.
3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.
by Whatsherefacee00012 May 31, 2009
Get the Mullen mug.Tom - omg that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
by TomHouston September 25, 2011
Get the Mullen mug.1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
by poppin' mine November 24, 2009
Get the Mullens mug.n. 1) (business speak) To make repeated, hearty promises during telephone conversations, but never record them in any correspondance.
'Mullengered' - the act of being caught-out by Mullengering, when the offendee spends an hour searching in vain through emails for any hint of the promise made.
'Mullengered' - the act of being caught-out by Mullengering, when the offendee spends an hour searching in vain through emails for any hint of the promise made.
"I could have sworn that Acme promised there would be no extension to lead time, but now I can't find a single email with the delivery date in, it seems we've been well and truly Mullengered!"
by theLicker July 18, 2013
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