A long time ago, a kid asked another kid that was crazy about pokemon if he liked mudkips. The kid answered with very bad grammar and very enthusiasticly that he loved them. The first person asked if he would f*** one and before he said "if you were a mudkip" the kid agreed in the affirmative. The first kid said that he happened to have a mudkip doll with him and when he pulled it out, the mudkip lover had whipped off his pants and was on the ground actually f***ing it.
Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her football-captain esque boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)
When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the weird boy's mother screaming "You little motherfuckers, I'll sue!" But was quickly shut down.
So I ask you, do you leik mudkipz?
Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her football-captain esque boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)
When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the weird boy's mother screaming "You little motherfuckers, I'll sue!" But was quickly shut down.
So I ask you, do you leik mudkipz?
by Garrett Miles February 5, 2008
Get the mudkipz mug.Mulhim is a name for the person that is More than a best-friend. Someone that will do anything, anytime, anywhere for you because it's you. Your right hand man
Mulhim can you help me out
by ATL Ali November 22, 2018
Get the Mulhim mug.by WeAreTheRats! August 11, 2019
Get the Mukki mug.Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)
I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).
I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).
"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."
by Mmalkie June 21, 2006
Get the malkie mug.taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."
Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.
Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.
Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.
Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.
Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.
by Scott ATL March 13, 2013
Get the milking it mug.The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.
Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.
Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.
by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020
Get the Prostate Milking mug.When you deliberately drag something out to the point of taking the piss and abusing the gratitude of others.
"Hey do you know when chapman is back at work" "the guy with the broken leg? nah man he's still milking it"
by JPlow October 8, 2014
Get the Milking It mug.