1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
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A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.
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The act of placing ones penis and scrotum on one-others face. Testicles in the sockets of the eyes, penis guided along the nose, and length permitting head resting on the lips.
Origin
1930's London, was coined by little know jokester named Harvey Pattinson
The act of placing ones penis and scrotum on one-others face. Testicles in the sockets of the eyes, penis guided along the nose, and length permitting head resting on the lips.
Origin
1930's London, was coined by little know jokester named Harvey Pattinson
To mulversac; Done usually with the victim laying down face up asleep/passed out, the perpetrator is in 'the goat' position.
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