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Hug Mugged

A Hug Mugger is someone who quickly runs up and hugs you as tight as possible!
Michaela Hug Mugged me last night when she seen me.
by NT1 March 16, 2011
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Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.
1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'
by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008
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Butt-mugged

I was butt-mugged by this guy squeezing by me on the subway...it was weird.
by JSG0031 June 3, 2010
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Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
by Apec June 28, 2011
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I mugged this Mug

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."
by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021
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Hug-mugged

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.
I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.
by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022
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Mean-girl mugged

A social attack meant to: oppress, despirit, embarrass, confuse, and destroy the target person's confidence; it's a mind-fuck. This attack is done usually by a teenage girl, or girl in her early 20's. This is a subclass of gaslighting and troll attacks.

The attack can be complex; it involves the girl talking to her target (the mark) using any mixture of bullshit, like:

1. Portraying/acting out a sarcastic character with an altered voice

2. While obnoxiously taking a contrarian position to something obviously opposite in the discussion. Basically, two-face shit

3. And using a series of gas-lighting techniques-- or blatant lying-- to weaken confidence (e.g. "Stopp. Read the room. No one thinks your funny"--when really the exact opposite is true)

4. Fake-complimenting the target (i.e. only to tell them they look like absolute shit, say, ten seconds later)

5. Feigning interest in the target's life only to lead them down a road of sudden and precise personal insults (i.e. ..so much for sharing your traumatic life events with someone)

Once the target buys into the attacker's positive advances (i.e. the trigger point)-- the attacker will switch their personality (and position). Then, attack the target by saying the opposite of all the positive shit they said before-- this can include lying, gaslighting; the goal is to do all the emotional damage. This process can vary, be complex, drawn-out (or short), and repeated over and over again to the attacker's fucked up satisfaction.
Attacker Girl: "ohhh I REALLY like your hairrrr....... it's like my friends hair; except theirs is soft, silky, isn't greasy, doesn't have dandruff and split ends, and isnt all static-y, and actually smells goood..."

Targeted Girl: (....Fuck... I just got mean-girl mugged...)
by eww_its_greg October 3, 2023
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