Beer muffs

When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles

Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs

by Marza305 April 21, 2014

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.

Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.

by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

by 748134 September 1, 2011