Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.

You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!

by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

Muffinstubble

A slightly unshaven coochie

Oh yea, she was rockin’ that muffinstubble last night

by Prezmeyer April 17, 2021

tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

by notjayden69 December 9, 2013

muffintop

The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump

I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump

by b October 14, 2003

muffstache

Having hair around the vaginal area.

Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.

Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.

by Jagged Edge July 27, 2007

Mississippi Mudfist

1. An act between two parties that is either sexual or violent in nature in which one party punches the anus of another.

2. Getting fucked over

1. That guy was such a douchebag, I wish someone would give him the old mississippi mudfist.

2. That client gave us the old mississippi mudfist by not returning our calls or answering our emails.

by yossarian_86 May 11, 2009