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Muffin

Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.
Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN
by ROB $ December 11, 2004
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Muffin

1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.
1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?)

2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.
by Josie May 13, 2005
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Muffin

A nickname often given to homosexual men as a term of endearment. The opposite of Cupcake(nickname given to Lesbians)
man, i really wanna come over and rock out now.'cause i was bragging to Muffin about the epic weekend i have planned.
by Zombie Gigolo May 15, 2009
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Muffin

1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.

4. Someone extreamly unattractive.
-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!
by bambamba May 15, 2009
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Muffin

When girls wear pants that are too tight and low and they have fat spilling over the top.
"Ew look at that muffin, gross."
by Bethpotato April 17, 2006
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Muffin

A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.
Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !
by Tracy July 8, 2004
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Muffin

The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.
I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.
by Borden May 23, 2004
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