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Muff Cabbage

Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.
Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.
by SheaBoogie October 16, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.
You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.
by letsgoducks October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!
by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.
Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."
by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!
by TheKruton October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!
by Ynottony24 October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.
by Roberto is Pro October 17, 2010
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