muff cabbage

n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.

n. 2. A used woman; floozy

I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!

by SouthPark101 October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage

You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!

by thomasthemountainman October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012

Muff Cabbage

The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown

You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!

by Vagius October 17, 2010