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The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown
You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!
by Vagius October 14, 2010
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