fart muelling

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.

I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.

by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019

mussing

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

by Miles Away Boy November 21, 2013

Muesling

Pronounced 'mule-zing'

Anal with a gritty twist... the act of plunging into a heavily caked pre-shit ring. Traditionally done after breakfast, comes from the mixing of Museli and a good ream.

Man, had that sickly feeling I was muesling her arse... but didn't know for sure till I pulled out and found a grit of chocolate corn in my eye.

by Han' February 8, 2009

Mudslinging

When shit comes out with a fart. Usually characterized by an overly wet sounding fart. See also shart.

I was mudslinging after all that Taco Bell I ate.

by Duct_Tape_Bandit October 17, 2008

mudslingin

to insult one another

During the 19th century mudslinging was popular among presidential elections.

by John Tyler Smith March 18, 2008

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

mississippi mudslinger

A drink in which you do a shot of cheap alcohol and chase it with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I got so drunk on mississippi mudslingers last night that I rusty tromboned four guys.

by elrapist January 18, 2011