MUSER

GAY

yo dad lesbian and yo mom muser

by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018

Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.

Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!

by Istya June 28, 2004

musserm

A sweaty ball sac between legs after a long run.

I had a musserm the other day, then I did yoga and put it on my chin.

by Skyler Johnes March 9, 2011

muser of the year

Special award for only the best musers on musical.ly

OMG today I won the muser of the year award!!

by Sky._.412 March 1, 2017

muserist

A pesky impecunious wide-eyed-goon deliberating on a degenerate but satisfying notion of "should I" or "shouldn't I".

When a muserist gets kicked out of all manner of pubs, clubs and bars for being caught just asking for drugs, but to get barred for life feels like a true expression of the art of pissing people off.

by *nigganeese* May 3, 2018

muserween

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Meserena

The act of being shit at seeing colors of walls that are clearly green.

If u cant see that the wall is green then you are a meserena and a spatula

by Milo Yiannoupoulis October 24, 2018