When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
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Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.
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The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
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Get the muddy deudrop mug.Muggy little cunt is a descriptive term which refers to somebody who you believe to have spoken to you or acted in an innappropriate way towards you (this is implied through the word 'muggy'). using the word 'little' implies they are in fact inferior to you and the word 'cunt' is used in order to enforce maximum disrespect for said person. when put together 'muggy little cunt' makes the individual it is aimed at feel extremely insignificant and small in stature
who do you think you are you "muggy little cunt"?...speak out of term again and I'll rip that excuse for a head off that weasely body of yours, is that clear sunshine?
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Get the muddy fucker mug.Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
by RangerRick77 February 26, 2011
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