Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean. the guy u see on those commercials.

person 1: hey have u seen that new Mr. Clean commercial?

person 2: u mean the sexy mr. clean commercial?

by goldenxstones March 21, 2021

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020