Meteor Shit Shower

Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.

Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.

by Guy is Old August 25, 2010

800 meter

An event commonly ran for track and field: a mix between sprinting and distance. Those who are good at are seen as superhuman by the rest of the team. 800 meters is about half a mile. Commonly referred to as simply "the 800"

Why run the 800 (800 meter) when you could light yourself on fire and roll in broken glass and feel the same way?

by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014

Canadian Parking Meter

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"

I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.

by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004

Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Swag-O-Meter

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".

Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009