Mozzarella stick

Someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a "snack" of sorts.

guy: What's going on with you and Steve? Are you guys dating?
girl: Oh not really, he's just a mozzarella stick.

by littlewanton September 13, 2011

Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

mozzerella stick with sauce

banging a whore on the beach while ragging, before you finish you stick you penis in the sand then put it back in to completion...

I was banging Ms. Florida on miami beach and right before i came i stuck my cock in the sand and gave her the mozzerella stick with sauce.

by Woppy July 24, 2008

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017