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Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012
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shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
by brewlio May 11, 2007
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Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
by FreshBooks March 13, 2008
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Moustache Pete

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009
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Nanking Massacre

The Nanking Massacre, also known as the Rape of Nanking, occurred during the Sino-Japanese War in which the Japanese occupied the then capital of Communist China (alternative spelling: Nanjing). It is also the main reason why so many old Chinese people discriminate against the Japanese.

During the Nanking Massacre, an estimated 200,000 to 300,000 people were killed by Japanese soldiers. Many of these people were women who were all raped before being mutilated and killed. The Japanese did not discriminate. They raped women of all ages, shapes, sizes, even pregnant women. Most of them were stabbed with bayonets and had their fetuses ripped out before they were raped. The Japanese rounded up civilians, prisoners, and soldiers for mass execution. Many of their corpses were thrown into the Yangtze River. Two soldiers had killing contests to see how many "chinks" they could kill.

However a handful of westerners created a safety zone, or a neutral zone, about the size of New York's Central Park located in the center of the city. This safety zone came to house approximately 200,000 people.

To this day, many Japanese people still refuse to acknowledge the fact that this atrocity occurred. The Nanking Massacre has been written out of Japanese textbooks and out of Japanese curriculum.

In conclusion, if someone gives you shit about the Japanese, don't blame them especially if they're old Chinese people because what the Japanese did to us Chinese people was un-fucking-forgivable.
Person 1: Did you read The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang?
Person 2: Yeah, what the Japanese did could be seen as reasonable but only if you were a Japanese living at that time.
P1: I can't believe they still haven't owned up to their shit. The Nanking Massacre was so messed up.
P2: I love how The Rape of Nanking tells the story in the perspective of the Japanese, Chinese, and the Westerners.
P1: It truly is a work of art.
P2: *tear runs down face*
by chinese otaku girl December 30, 2013
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Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
by pandasmash December 17, 2011
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015
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