moisty maddox

A guy who’s cock is so huge and can make any girl moist, usually a tall man with a large cock that pulls so many girls and sits the bench for varsity. He is usually squaded up with strong masculine men such as Parker’s, beau’s, and Landon’s.

Me: That’s a moisty Maddox

Parker: damn he gets so much pussy

by Colthasmusclesandabigdick69 April 4, 2022

Luke Moity

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.

damn you're being such a luke moity right now

by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019

moisty mother

Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire”

Let’s land at moisty mother!

by TWilly8 March 13, 2018

moisty wet wet

manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything

oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 1, 2018

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

Moisty Tentacal

When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse

Hey girl do you want my moisty tentacal

by Iloveyoucow1 September 14, 2018