Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

by jc42069 November 21, 2017

mosdef

shortened form for 'most definitely'

A: you gonna come out tonight?
B: oh mosdef!

by AznC June 18, 2003

moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

by shroomcock September 26, 2013

Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.

Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.

by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006

let's mosey

Cowboy phrase. "Let us depart, then."

Come on. Let's mosey.

by Digs July 22, 2004

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017