Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
by 11212 October 13, 2006

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.
by Sean January 3, 2004

by MyDicktionaries July 2, 2023

by Bitch Tits Mosely October 13, 2011

by BallsToTheWallSL January 2, 2022

A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara)
"Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?"
by Cara April 13, 2004
