The Moses

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.
I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch
by D. Bruch May 11, 2009
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moses

1. Somone who likes to eat girls out while there on there rag. derived from moses parting the "red seas"

2. a butch lesbian, aso derived from moses parting the "red seas"
"ewww.. whats that all over your face... moses!"
by Munky88 July 13, 2005
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moses

a word used to describe an inhabitant of the inner west

common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt

"hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive"
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"

"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."
by rachmarty April 20, 2008
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moses

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?
Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
by 11212 October 12, 2006
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Moses

State of everything being in its place
Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.
by Sean January 03, 2004
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Will Mosely

Term used to describe anything, it can be put into any context good bad or indifferent.
That pizza was Will Mosely last night!

Dude, Don't Will Mosely me.

I'm just Will Moselyin' around
by Bitch Tits Mosely October 13, 2011
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The Moses

When you lick someone elses fingers after they have been inside an asshole
The other day I was being electric and doing The Moses
by BallsToTheWallSL January 03, 2022
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