Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

La Con De Tes Mort

French Insult 'fuck your death'
We Often say it when we Agress somebody in the street.

1)O La con de tes mort donne moi ton fric.
2)LA con de tes mort commen tu me parle

by lmp April 26, 2004

dumbass mort

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.

He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em

by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005

la putain de tes morts

French insult mostly used by gypsies. It literally means 'the whore of your deads'.
It generally expresses an extreme anger.

- Wesh ferme ta gueule j't'ai dit 'yo I've told you to shut the fuck up'
- Mais... 'but...'
- La putain de tes morts !!! ferme-là !! 'La putain de tes morts !!! shut up !!'

by juandeljardin February 7, 2018

Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

by elsbeth May 1, 2022

dirty marty

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007