Morty'd 

To do all that is possible to make sure a sentence is unreadable by scrambling words, misspelling words, or just flat out not knowing the words..

Today I wished my computer had grammar check cause I Morty'd my whole term paper and got an F.
OR
Man, can you guys figure out what Ed just wrote? "ok CUT THE CRAP AND GET THE TIME IN!!!! I DON'T WANT BE TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE NEXT WEEK WHEN DUB'S OFF!!!!!" He Morty'd the hell out of that!

Morty'd by Ernesto Disiro May 7, 2009

Marty’d 

To prematurely call ‘great shot’ whilst playing golf. After your ball has been Marty’d, it will sail into a bunker, wilderness, lake etc.

Bloody hell Johnny, you’ve just Marty’d my ball. Please don’t do that again.

Marty’d by Bigterry June 7, 2019

Marty’d 

Verb: The act of scheduling/volunteering for an assignment only to impose on a colleague.

Verb(‘d): Being the receiving colleague of the Marty.

“I’m going to Marty John to attend the 2 hour volunteering event I scheduled for a Friday afternoon because I have the day off.”

(‘d): “Damn, I just got Marty’d to do this volunteering event after work hours on a Friday afternoon.”

Marty’d by Sandman5000 November 5, 2021

Marty D

This word depicts an individual that is arrogant and commonly expresses distaste towards issues they created.

Marty D’s are typically cruely manipulative to a fault, and are the type to throw adult temper tantrums which consist of being loud to prove a point, and menacing and emotional endangerment of other conversation participants.

Marty D is also the ex-husband of Janet Mary Crunican that inspired the book “The Fight of The Mind”.

Don’t pull a Marty D…we don’t need another adult temper tantrum

Marty D by crunistan67 September 23, 2023

Dirty Morty 

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

Dirty Morty by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020

Doing a Morty 

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

Doing a Morty by iamrick December 5, 2020

Doing a Morty 

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

Doing a Morty by Impsimp November 30, 2020