Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.

Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.

by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

nigga mortis

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."

by Officer Scrotes December 27, 2008

Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.

Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY

by KoriNem October 18, 2009

Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.

Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.

by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007

Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007

nigga mortis

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.

Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.

by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010