Morpher

When someone starts out as a nice person and morphs into a toxic person. Usually caused by a feeling of defeat. (Typically in some type of team sports)

-Welcome to Summoner's Rift-

"Hey guys, hope your lives are going well 🙂 Let's win this!"

-Team starts losing-

"Come on guys lets do better"

-Guaranteed team defeat-

"Fuck all of you, I hope you die. Uninstall the game you fucking nerds."

-Team "Typical morpher...."-

by LilTeej March 1, 2020

Morbie

a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.

Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™

small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box

often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand

is frequently single

likes cheese

can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing

Morbie!!!! DYE MY HAIR!

by Chris wearsakilt December 2, 2004

Morlie

A really good friend but needs to be taken care of often. They need to be given lots of attention and need to be closely monitored. They will be found watching dirty jokes on the internet and need to be fed chocolate on the hour between 6 am and 6 pm any time other then that and she will be the next gremlin. She is a huge bitch and very funny.

'why is she always eating chocolate and being a bitch'
'because she is morlie'

by ligma anonymous April 27, 2020

morpheus

A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay

Napster sucks so i use kazaa

by CHPhater February 14, 2004

Mortier

The last name of an evil doer.

Marian married an evil doer named Quincy Mortier.

by JF080303 October 20, 2008

Morpheus

When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.

1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*

by J Krizzle September 23, 2009

morping

When you take someone's keys and use them to steal their car

While Damien wasn't looking I morped his car and drove to Wendy's
My friend got drunk so I went morping in his car all over town

by Pooner123 August 27, 2009