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Morphinebaby

Canadian born Sagittarian female obsessed with lemons, who's online moniker derives from the merging of lyrics found in the song Silver by Canadian band Moist, a cryptic ballad about opiate abuse.

See also: www.morphinebaby.com
Morphinebaby loves lemons and floof.
by The Warlock October 13, 2004
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Morphine chicken

A type of food craved by people typically under the influence of drugs, most commonly Ketamine or "Special K." They may describe the food as such because they either think they are an animal, or crave more drugs, like morphine.
I'm pretty hungry; let's go get some MORPHINE CHICKEN!
by IbizaFan June 15, 2011
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mongophile

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
by biggs33 June 10, 2007
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Medophile

a YOUNG adult (girl or guy) who is sexually attracted to an older person! very old like 70+
*old man walking by*

Sarah: oMg he's so cute!

Zainab: ur such a medophile !
by Sarah Ashk September 27, 2011
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Morphine

Morphine is a potent opiate narcotic used to treat severe and agonizing pain and suffering, often considered to be the strongest painkiller short of diacetylmorphine, also known as Heroin. Morphine is also the the best and worst recreational drug in the world, it will make you feel good no matter how sad and depressed you are, it will make you feel so good in fact that you may become psychologically addicted to it after just one use. Noticeable tolerance will develop after just a few uses if taken daily. Tolerance can be avoided by using it only once per week or less. Psychical addiction will occur after around 10 uses or so in a short period of time. Mild addiction is maybe a stomach ache or head ache and a general I-feel-like-shit feeling when withdrawn from the drug. Hardcore addiction means agonizing headache, stomach ache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and terrible drug cravings. As an opiate user I can say that they make you feel great, but if you take them to much or to often they can ruin your life.
Jim was offered some morphine at a party, he enjoyed the high that he got and then went home and didn't take morphine again for months.

Joe was a pharmacist, he took morphine for the first time and found it hard to resist continued use. He became an addict, he lost his job, and now spends every dollar he gets on more of the drug.
by Jamesthepothead August 2, 2010
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motorphile

One that loves or has a strong affinity for objects that are powered by an engine or a motor and must be controlled by a human agent—This includes, but is not limited to, all motor vehicles such as cars, planes, boats, tractors, and even power tools. Related terms: motorphilia, motorphiliac.
Jason is always wanting to talk about cars all of the time. He's such a motorphile!
by Aaron Manley Smith May 5, 2007
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Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.
by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011
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