mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

by JulesJules September 30, 2005

Mormania

The European homeland of the mormans, not to be confused with their origin nation, Mormanistan

god bless mormania and it's proud traditions

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormania

the great kingdom of the crazy psychic dominating mormons. where the grand wizard rules all with his magic stick which steals 10% of your wages and attempt to forcibly baptise you!

0ahh i just escaped mormania with my wallet intact!

by Andy/Matt September 17, 2004

Mormonisms

The things Mormons do and say

"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"

by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011

mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

by Jess Braz August 17, 2005